Then There Were Updates...
I recall an old "joke" I stumbled over a few years ago which is even more painful now than when I heard it originally. "If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself." Not that I had any reason to believe I was going to die young. I have managed to get myself past 58, where my father had a massive heart attack, and while I do have a pacemaker earlier than Dad got his, I do attribute that to better detection and knowing what we now know. My father was having episodes where he would essentially faint and have what my mother called "shakes". I was out of the house by this time, so the tales of what he went through were weird. The doctors attached him to monitors in the office, and nothing stood out. They sent him home with a monitor, which one of my sisters described as a "tricorder". It hung on a strap from his shoulder, and was about the side of an old-style cassette recorder - maybe a foot long, three ...